trashboat:

ur hands look pretty heavy i can hold one for ya if u want

7:12 am  •  3 September 2014  •  134 notes

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

7:12 am  •  3 September 2014  •  17,014 notes

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

10:55 pm  •  2 September 2014  •  350,249 notes

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

(Source: begmebabygirl)

10:49 pm  •  2 September 2014  •  368,839 notes

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

10:46 pm  •  2 September 2014  •  823,920 notes
IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.
― it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)
10:44 pm  •  2 September 2014  •  167,633 notes