raise your hand if your sad but still want to be fucked hard
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
This. Fucking…. This.(via pretty-little-runaway)
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
Save me from the nothing I’ve become.
Call my name and save me from the dark.
(wake me up inside)
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals