• Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
  • Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
  • Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women: ...must be tough.
  • 2:53 am  •  30 August 2014  •  171,260 notes
    Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
    2:58 pm  •  25 August 2014  •  623,506 notes

    wibblywobblywitticism:

    I have an idea why “women are always buying handbags”
    maybe it’s because THERE ARE NO USEFUL POCKETS IN OUR CLOTHES, EVER???

    10:21 am  •  24 August 2014  •  9 notes

    princeowl:

    teabrittle:

    princeowl:

    why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

    yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

    what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

    2:57 pm  •  23 August 2014  •  121,313 notes

    burgrs:

    how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

    4:51 pm  •  22 August 2014  •  284,733 notes

    crash-mcbarason:

    tea-doodles:

    crash-mcbarason:

    tabularojo:

    crash-mcbarason:

    whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

    It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

    U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
    NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
    DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
    L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
    4:51 pm  •  22 August 2014  •  203,826 notes